Ed’s Guide to Not F***ing Up
Warning: This is for the Thick-Skinned Only
Before Ed gets to what you want to know, he has one point to make. Indulge him.
For those of you already in the biz, you know that one of the rules in magazine
service writing is to never be negative. You shouldn’t point out the bad
behaviors of your readers—like that the vast majority of them are gorging
themselves with fast food, and therefore dying of heart attacks and complications
from diabetes. As an editor, you must find a way to spin the story so your readers
aren’t inadvertently offended by the messenger (your magazine), but will still take
the steps to improve themselves. For instance, the story about obesity that
should be “Why You Need To Stop Eating Like a Pig or It’ll Kill
You” would be more likely titled, “10 Ways to Feel Better About
Your Body.”
That said, the service article Ed is about to write here would be titled “How
To Get Ahead in the Magazine Business,” but Ed feels that unlike the mass
market of consumer interest magazines, you can handle the truth. So the title
of this service piece is,
Hed: What You Are Doing Wrong
Dek: How To Know If You’re The One That’s Annoying An Editor
or Potential Employer